i can do zat you mewling quim

fries before guys, but dicks before pricks.

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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obamasbigblacktoe:

dream-big-till-the-end:

those were the days guys

don’t you dare tell me you didn’t love this show

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lumos5000:

this pretty much sums up the book/movie

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*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me:BALLIN
me:BALL IS LIFE
me:BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me:KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged

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