i can do zat you mewling quim

fries before guys,
dicks before pricks.

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via alltimesuperwho)

heartoutofhand:

heartoutofhand:

If you’re a girl

And you enjoy sex

It’s perfectly okay to talk about your enjoyment of sex

And don’t ever think otherwise

ppl liked this apparently :$

(via adamanthewanted)

whooosuper:

sexypleaseeeeee:

catherrscall:

hi:

14 CELEBRITIES POSING WITH THEIR YOUNGER SELVES

See all 14 HERE

THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

I want younger Tom Cruise right now. In my bed. Omg.

HOW IS HE SO HOT FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS.

(via hi)

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via alltimesuperwho)

liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

(via robert-donut-junior)

other girls:straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
me:short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.

speedyegbert:

tubesock:

brispyedges:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

The weird/sad kids weren’t here from day 1? Man, that must have been beautiful.

it was different once…

I remember

i don’t know when it turned into this or why. but tumblr is a place full of hate now.

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