i can do zat you mewling quim

fries before guys,
dicks before pricks.

weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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12 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #314

ultrafacts:

1. If you say “Raise Up Lights” you just said “Razor Blades” in an Australian accent.

2. Actions prove who someone is, words prove who they want to be.

3. The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.

4. Drink green tea before bed to burn calories while sleeping. Green tea will also increase your metabolism.

5. Introverts want company just as much as extroverts do. They just prefer it from people they know and trust.

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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snorlaxatives:

TODAY IS A MONUMENTAL DAY IN SNORLAXATIVES HISTORY WE HIT THE ULTIMATE FOLLOWER COUNT GOAL I AM SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY YOU BEAUTIFUL TATER TOTS

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no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

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