i can do zat you mewling quim

fries before guys,
dicks before pricks.

saygoodbyetothese:

markruffalo:

Poor Banner

Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.

(Source: marvelmovies, via justonehiddles)

me:hey google what's up
google:did you mean the stratosphere?
me:that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

(via condom)

two-guys-straddling:

"If Frankie gets evicted I’ll stop watching"

image

(via beyoncevevo)

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

(via new-yorkstateof-mind)

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