Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
If you’re a girl
And you enjoy sex
It’s perfectly okay to talk about your enjoyment of sex
And don’t ever think otherwise
ppl liked this apparently :$
I want younger Tom Cruise right now. In my bed. Omg.
HOW IS HE SO HOT FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS.
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
+ obtain wifi password
- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water
|other girls:||straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels|
|me:||short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.|
Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?
The weird/sad kids weren’t here from day 1? Man, that must have been beautiful.
it was different once…
i don’t know when it turned into this or why. but tumblr is a place full of hate now.