i can do zat you mewling quim

fries before guys,
dicks before pricks.




I hope yahoo knows that absolutely everyone on this site uses google

We do
We use it too.

Oh my God

(via lokisglorioushair)


imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

(Source: sexbob-ombing, via toolazytolive)


Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via hi)


today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

(Source: rhinse, via perks-of-being-chinese)

friend:i watched an episode of the thing you like
me:oh god
me:i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing
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