i can do zat you mewling quim

fries before guys,
dicks before pricks.



Poor Banner

Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.

(Source: marvelmovies, via justonehiddles)

me:hey google what's up
google:did you mean the stratosphere?
me:that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?


this twitter account saved my life

(via condom)


"If Frankie gets evicted I’ll stop watching"


(via beyoncevevo)


If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

(via new-yorkstateof-mind)

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