i can do zat you mewling quim

fries before guys,
dicks before pricks.

soothisisawkward:

theofficialyahoostaff:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I hope yahoo knows that absolutely everyone on this site uses google

We do
We use it too.

Oh my God

(via lokisglorioushair)

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

(Source: sexbob-ombing, via toolazytolive)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via hi)

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

(Source: rhinse, via perks-of-being-chinese)

friend:i watched an episode of the thing you like
me:oh god
me:i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing
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